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Our Sharoline meets with product ambassador Tanya Tipple, from award winning company Pronotum with her brand new Conglobate Pills that are sure to give you the perfect body!
SO if you're just joining us no you haven't woken up in 1994! You're watching CBT and I'm here with Tanya Tipple an ambassador from the wonderful Pronotum talking about the new line of Conglobate pills isn't that right! Yes Sharoline that's right our new conglobate pills have just released you're getting an exclusive early access here at CBT it's so wonderful to be working with you again on this project we've really got something special here for you tonight these Conglobate pills may sound a bit daunting at first if you haven't taken anything like this before but I assure you they produce a positive effect! Yes Tanya I'll have to be honest I don't want to go near anything you've touched with a 10 foot pole but the people at home eyes glazed over the TV screen will love these they are the perfect addition to the nightly routine just 10 quid currently on simple debt of 58 weeks and a money back guarantee if you decide to return them for whatever reason though if you have one of these you really won't be returning them to us god knows I don't want them back Right Tanya why don't you tell us a bit more about Pronotum I know you have a really interesting history. Yes well we started as a company some time in the past -Tanya when you say 'we' you mean just you don't you you frumpy skank- *CLEARS THROAT* no I've spent a long time working with our top scientist to produce this product because what we really wanted was something that would help the people at home and I think we've really done that! These conglobate pills have all the good stuff in them and some extra ingredients we discovered that help to aid the overall health and wellness of the body Sharoline why don't we try them out now to show the comatose people at home exactly how to use these? Well Tanya I'm not touching that I don't know where you've been but we have our wonderful model Scabatha in the studio with us tonight and she has actually already taken your pills behind the studio after trailing back after a bender when she saw you trying to sell them to passers by! Scabbo how are you feeling? I'm feeling better than ever shazza it's like all of my weight has floated off I have no joint pain or grinding or golfers reflux anymore! Would you say you are feeling more conglobe? YES TANYA IM CONGLOBE
That's so great to hear Skin Irritation I'm so glad that you're conglobe whatever that means I'm sure it's helping with your intimate dryness and balding and all of those other symptoms of menopause this is an award winning product isn't it Tanya No actually our whole company has won an award! We have made great strides in the industry to bring you great products that alleviate negative symptoms and placebo vague positive effects! Well that's exactly what we're all about here at CBT now just a reminder to get these Pills into your baskets now just a tenner a month until you've paid it all off You're really not going to regret buying these you could use them all yourself there is even enough to share them with your friends, nieces, friends nieces, stock pile them for your future nieces buy even more for their future nieces you can take these anytime of day too Tanya keeps hers in her handbag to pop anytime she wants a fag because her dentist warned against her teeth falling out before she's 30 though you'd think she's pushing 50 That's so right Sharoline these conglobate pills have been restoring my enamel and giving my skin back that fullness that sponginess that youthful shine that greasy wet look we see in Iritina now
Well let's take a little look a bit more behind the scenes at Pronotum shall we? It looks like Tanya has dragged up this poor quality footage for us to watch that sort of explains the high quality ingredients and production of these Conglobate Pills, but also makes me feel a bit sick see you all in a minute :)
